Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple roasts her mom’s morning routine in a hilarious Goop video – Daily Mail

Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple roasts her mom’s morning routine in a hilarious Goop video… where she mentions THOSE jade eggs

She’s been roasted by everyone from late night hosts to physicians for her very eccentric Goop wellness products.

But the ribbing was coming from inside the house on Sunday, when Gwyneth Paltrow‘s daughter Apple Martin roasted her mother in a hilarious TikTok video posted to the brand’s account.

The 16-year-old celebrity child poked fun at her mother’s ongoing cleanse, which has been going on ‘since the day I was born,’ and gave fans of the brand an intimate look at her morning ablutions.

Having a laugh: Gwyneth Paltrow, 48, got blasted by her 16-year-old daughter Apple in a humorous TikTok posted Sunday that described her morning routines and Goop products

Having a laugh: Gwyneth Paltrow, 48, got blasted by her 16-year-old daughter Apple in a humorous TikTok posted Sunday that described her morning routines and Goop products

Having a laugh: Gwyneth Paltrow, 48, got blasted by her 16-year-old daughter Apple in a humorous TikTok posted Sunday that described her morning routines and Goop products

Gwyneth, 48, was the focus of the video while Apple’s filmed narration was posted in the corner of the frame.

She showed her mother starting her day in a gray tank top and shorts as she drank her Goop Glow Superpowder.

‘And she eats nothing except for dates and almond butter, so she will have that,’ Apple added dismissively.

She also poked fun at her mother’s constant use of unscientific cleanses, which usually should only be temporary.

‘I suppose the Goop Glow is a part of her cleanse, which she’s been on since… the day I was born, apparently.’

Rise and shine: Apple showed her mother starting her day in a gray tank top and shorts as she drank her Goop Glow Superpowder. 'And she eats nothing except for dates and almond butter, so she will have that,' she said

Rise and shine: Apple showed her mother starting her day in a gray tank top and shorts as she drank her Goop Glow Superpowder. 'And she eats nothing except for dates and almond butter, so she will have that,' she said

Rise and shine: Apple showed her mother starting her day in a gray tank top and shorts as she drank her Goop Glow Superpowder. ‘And she eats nothing except for dates and almond butter, so she will have that,’ she said

Never-ending: 'I suppose the Goop Glow is a part of her cleanse, which she's been on since... the day I was born, apparently,' she added

Never-ending: 'I suppose the Goop Glow is a part of her cleanse, which she's been on since... the day I was born, apparently,' she added

Never-ending: ‘I suppose the Goop Glow is a part of her cleanse, which she’s been on since… the day I was born, apparently,’ she added

Gwyneth showed off her fresh-faced skin in her lovely white-tiled bathroom as she applied some cream to her face in front of the mirror.

‘It’s 8 a.m., and she’s been doing this since 7 a.m.,’ Apple continued. ‘She just prances around the bathroom, putting on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin.’

Fittingly, the Royal Tenenbaums star showed a dollop of her white cream on her hand before proceeding.

Clear skin: Gwyneth showed off her fresh-faced skin in her lovely white-tiled bathroom as she applied some cream to her face in front of the mirror

Clear skin: Gwyneth showed off her fresh-faced skin in her lovely white-tiled bathroom as she applied some cream to her face in front of the mirror

Clear skin: Gwyneth showed off her fresh-faced skin in her lovely white-tiled bathroom as she applied some cream to her face in front of the mirror

Taking her time: 'It's 8 a.m., and she's been doing this since 7 a.m.,' Apple continued. 'She just prances around the bathroom, putting on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin'

Taking her time: 'It's 8 a.m., and she's been doing this since 7 a.m.,' Apple continued. 'She just prances around the bathroom, putting on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin'

Taking her time: ‘It’s 8 a.m., and she’s been doing this since 7 a.m.,’ Apple continued. ‘She just prances around the bathroom, putting on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin’

Gwyneth moved over to her laptop next to do some work on her website while wearing a pair of chunky black-frame glasses.

‘Then she gets to work, making some more vagina eggs,’ Apple joked. ‘And candles, also vagina candles, and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina.’

She was referencing the jade egg that Goop has sold to be inserted in a vagina, which the company advertised would raise one’s sexual energy and increase sexual pleasure.

But the company was hit with a consumer protection lawsuit in California in 2018 for the claims, which have no basis in science.

Goop eventually settled and agreed to pay $145,000 in civil penalties, according to The Washington Post.

Goop has also made a candle which supposedly was scented like Gwyneth’s nether regions, with the company’s website listing scents including ‘geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes,’ among other notes.

Lady parts on the brain: 'Then she gets to work, making some more vagina eggs,' Apple joked. 'And candles, also vagina candles, and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina'

Lady parts on the brain: 'Then she gets to work, making some more vagina eggs,' Apple joked. 'And candles, also vagina candles, and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina'

Lady parts on the brain: ‘Then she gets to work, making some more vagina eggs,’ Apple joked. ‘And candles, also vagina candles, and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina’

Not hiding it: She was referencing a candle that supposedly smells like Gwyneth's vagina, as well as a jade vaginal egg, which Goop had to pay $145,000 penalties for over its unsubstantiated medical claims about it

Not hiding it: She was referencing a candle that supposedly smells like Gwyneth's vagina, as well as a jade vaginal egg, which Goop had to pay $145,000 penalties for over its unsubstantiated medical claims about it

Not hiding it: She was referencing a candle that supposedly smells like Gwyneth’s vagina, as well as a jade vaginal egg, which Goop had to pay $145,000 penalties for over its unsubstantiated medical claims about it

Although Apple was seemingly making fun of her mother, the video was still posted to Goop’s official TikTok account, and she also posted a more serious video of herself using Goop facial products.

Later on Sunday, Gwyneth posted a lovely black-and-white photo of herself next to her mini-me daughter, though she only mentioned a product launch in her caption.

The Oscar winner shares her ex-husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, whom she married in 2003.

They had met the year before, just weeks after her father’s death, and Gwyneth was pregnant with Apple by the time they married in December 2003 in Southern California.

The couple later welcomed a second child, their 14-year-old son Moses.

Twinning: Later on Sunday, Gwyneth posted a lovely black-and-white photo of herself next to her mini-me daughter, though she only mentioned a product launch in her caption

Twinning: Later on Sunday, Gwyneth posted a lovely black-and-white photo of herself next to her mini-me daughter, though she only mentioned a product launch in her caption

Twinning: Later on Sunday, Gwyneth posted a lovely black-and-white photo of herself next to her mini-me daughter, though she only mentioned a product launch in her caption

The marriage ended in March 2014, when Gwyneth announced that she and Chris had separated via ‘conscious uncoupling.’

She later moved on with prestige TV producer Brad Falchuk, whom she met while appearing on his series Glee.

The two were married in 2018 in The Hamptons.

Family: Gwyneth also shares Moses, 14, with Apple's father Chris Martin. After they consciously uncoupled in 2014, she moved on with TV producer Brad Falchuk and married in 2018; seen together in 2019

Family: Gwyneth also shares Moses, 14, with Apple's father Chris Martin. After they consciously uncoupled in 2014, she moved on with TV producer Brad Falchuk and married in 2018; seen together in 2019

Family: Gwyneth also shares Moses, 14, with Apple’s father Chris Martin. After they consciously uncoupled in 2014, she moved on with TV producer Brad Falchuk and married in 2018; seen together in 2019

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